Saturday 6 January 2007

Ransom note received

We are able to reveal that a ransom note has been received for Tommy. There is a specific threat if "cops" are informed the innocent parrot will be harmed. In an exclusive interview for this blog Mr Graham Pearn stated that "no stone will be left unturned and the authorities are hot on the tail if these ruthless villains"

Forensic evidence has been obtained and we can reveal that the note was made up from newspaper cutouts, police have not revealed the paper but we have been informed it is of the tabloid variety. The kidnappers appear to have dragged children into the crime and police have also stated that they are looking for a right handed female, probably a local girl.

A raid was made earlier today on the offices of "Prudential" and boxes were removed from the building. A police spokesman said the the investigation was proceeding as well as could be expected.

A tearful Mr Pearn said that he and is wife were afraid for Tommy as he may not have his favourite cuttlefish available to him. Tommys partner Thomasena was reported as considering to return to Lanzarotte to be with her family over this stressful period. Mr Pearn stated that his wife, Sandra, would find it difficult to cope if Thomasena was also to be lost to her.

In a separate incident in Peterborough, eleven Plymouth men were robbed in clear view of a few thousand individuals and TV cameras. In a totally blatant act of injustice a man in black appeared to beam one of the Plymouth lads off the park. No explanation has been given.

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