Humiliated again - but I got my own back!

Little did I know what was going to happen.

Yeah, all loving to get my confidence.

Now I ask you. Is this cruelty to dogs or what!

Only agreed if they would wear them as well.

Just in case you were worried that I couldn't get them off.

Couldn't believe they agreed to wear them. Humans - pretty dumb lot really.

This is the one I employ to pick up my poo when we are out. I try to walk him a couple of times a day, but still can't get the spare tyre off him. He calls himself the Alpha Male - look in the mirror sunshine and get real!

This is the trouble maker. I'll bet she bought the ears.

This is me on duty with my head down hiding. Do I look asleep??

And this is me in my usual alert position.

You will just not believe what my humans have been up to now!!

Look, let us get something clear here. I am now 3 1/2 years old (6 months in human years). I have my dignity and street cred to consider.

I have put the pictures on above as proof of the crazy world I have to live in. Have a close look and I will give you one guess as to where two of my humans have just come back from!! They could have brought me back a snazy coat. A new dinner bowl. A bouncy ball. A thousand and one things if you think about it. My mum got a mug that described her to a T, one of the seven dwarfs - Grumpy! The old boy got this paperweight that you shake and it looks like snow. Not sure what that is but I overheard them talking about it. Something about white stuff that comes from up above - yeah, I will believe that when I see it!

Anyway, I digress. They got some pretty snazzy pressies. So what did I get. Just look at the pictures. For heavens sake - I ask you. If the guys and gals up the Blockhouse get to see these I will never live it down.

I fought the fight to stop them putting them on and only agreed when the humans agreed to look stupid as well - I think they succeeded !!

I was actually on guard duty when they dragged me away from my post. I had to go quietly as the old boy look a shot of me sleeping on duty, so he says. I was just keeping my head down so I wouldn't get spotted by a roaming enemy pack, look at the photo and judge for yourself. I think you will agree with me!

The house returns to peace tomorrow as the old boy goes back to hunting for the day. He goes out every day and only comes back with food one in six. Not the best hunter in the world!

He has been lazing around for over 20 weeks now (3 weeks in human years). At least I got to take him out to see the guys and gals up the park a couple of times a day. Gosh, look at the time. Time for my night shift.

Bye for now

Love. Disney.