England in South Africa etc by Disney

Getting ready for the game. Auntie Alison tried her hat on me

I've got myself a great spot to watch the game from

I think my shirt lets me breath at least!!

We got quite excited at times

Had to move to get comfy. Boo. Booo.

Things are not looking good so I decided to watch with dad

This is sooo depressing

I was so looking forward to this and look what happened

Hi all. It's little old me again. Thought I would just update you on the goings on around my place.

The weather has been brilliant and I have been for some great walks. Found some really great smells up the park. One day I wound the old boy up something rotten.

I had been rummaging around in the bushes when I found a thing that looked just like one of those things that they blow up when the whole pack gets together to celebrate a birthday or something. I am not sure what it was but it tasted strange.

Anyway thought the old boy might be interested so I took it over to him and swung it around a bit. Boy did he do his nut. I had great fun when he tried to get it off me. I don't think he wanted to touch it, kept telling me to put it down. He even offered a few sweets in exchange, that's when I realised it must be something good.

He was barking at me something rotten. "put down that condom" or something like that.

Anyway I was out of there and back in the bushes. It tasted really strange and I am not sure what all the fuss was about. After I had eaten it I went back and the old boy seemed fairly happy.

The next day we went for our usual walk. I went to the loo as normal and the old boy picked it up for me, they have some dirty habits don't they. Fancy collecting poo, strange breed.

After going to the loo I felt a bit left so went again. He went ballistic, he didn't want to collect the poo but he still picked it up. He showed it to me, never done that before, it was the thing I ate in the bushes the day before. He was so keen to get it off me first time around you would have thought he would be overjoyed at the chance to add it to his collection. They are a little strange but you just have to love them don't you.

That's not the best bit of the weekend though. We were up the park again and, well you know how brilliant it is to have a good old roll around on the floor. You know how you have to smell of something different so you don't get picked on. Well, you will never ever guess what I found in the bushes!!!

I always thought that humans did their poo in that little room at home. Well they don't.

I found a whole pile in the bushes. Thought to myself, Dad will love the fact that I smell like a human. I had a brilliant roll. Went bounding out of the bushes to greet him. He just stood there looking at me. You know he wouldn't let me play with any of my mates. He deliberately avoided them.

I didn't get me usual cuddle back at the car and then - you are not going to believe this - and then when I got home Mummy, mummy Cheryl and Dad took me out the back. Yep - in the back court I got a bath and a bit of a hose down.

They took that brilliant smell away from me!!!!

I am still not sure what I did wrong but it must have been something to do with the England football team as I am sure that Dad used the same word to describe the stuff I was covered in to describe the England team. I didn't get it. Watched the game but I didn't see them roll on the floor and get covered in that wonderful smelly stuff.

Talking about the football. As you can see from above we all started happy, but the team just didn't play.

The guys up the park didn't bother to watch it. Buddy found out that they were going to play Lampard and Gerrard together again. These humans just do not learn do they?

I keep saying, pick a team. Don't pick your so called superstars and put them on a pitch in the hope that it will turn out fine.

Decide on your way of playing then pick the players to fit the team!!!!! Even if they play in the Championship!!!!

What do I know - I am just a little Westie.

Bye for now

Love Disney XXXXX